I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
if my future kids told me they were gay i’d be like “how did you get here from the future”
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Thank fucking you.
1. Took care of newly 21, vomiting roommate
2. Cleaned up remnants of drunken fiasco, got hungover people out of apartment
3. Made breakfast for hungover boyfriend, apologize for drunkenly screaming at him
4. Watched Rocky Horror
5. Took shower
1. Working on final assignments for semester (research paper, essay rewrites, portfolio)
1. Find clothes for work tomorrow
2. Probably eat some kind of dinner
3. Meow Meow Meow